This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Jennifer Aniston topless?

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Jennifer Aniston is set to go topless in her next movie role. Makes sense. She might as well get what she can out of those bad boys because the clock, she be a tickin’.

>>> Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley have moved in together moving me ever closer to hating this man.

>>> Heidi Montag, she of wanting to have her breasts reduced, oh, and that alleged sex tape, is now meeting with Vivid’s Steve Hirsch to get her cut of the sex tape Spencer Pratt threatened to release. The tape she denied existing (yet Karissa Shannon says does exist). That one.

>>> At least Heidi Montag is satisfied with her new face. Wait, what?

>>> Paris Hilton was almost killed. Sort of. A man packing two knives tried to break into her house, but alas he failed. Maybe we can send him to Heidi Montag’s house when he is freed from jail.

>>> Christina Hendricks was unveiled as the new model for London Fog. And as usual people have noticed that perhaps the photos used in the ads might have had a little work done.

>>> 50 Cent and his grandmother… well, they’re having issues.

>>> Kat Von D is dating Jesse James. Kat Von D – Sandra Bullock, yeah I can see the similarities in taste there.

>>> Montana Fishburne might do Playboy. If you care, which I don’t.

>>> Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab. She stayed in there about as long as she stayed in jail (i.e. not as long as she was ordered: 14 days and 22 days vs. 90 days for each). At least the stay in rehab will reportedly cost her $130,400.

>>> LiLo also wants an apology from the court for the way they treated her. Wow.

>>> And finally, now that’s she free and clean (ha), Lindsay has some good people in charge of getting her career back on track.

>>> Speaking of that… Britney Spears might be getting married again. I hope she does. It’ll bring a whole new batch of crazy to the table to amuse us.

>>> Brad Pitt thinks BP executives should die. “I was never for the death penalty before,” says Brad. “I am willing to look at it again.” I’m sure they’re shaking in their custom-made alligator skin boots.

>>> Taylor Lautner threw a fit because he didn’t get his fancy RV on time. He claimed he suffered “emotional distress” and “annoyance”. I think we now all understand what “annoyance” is, Taylor.

>>> In movie news, the Avatar sex scene is being re-inserted into the movie. Na’vi sex. You just can’t beat it.

>>> And finally, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got married, if you care, which I don’t.

This week’s video comes to us via Cosmo who did a little photo shoot involving one Jessica Alba, who seems to perhaps be on the verge of bring her sexy back. Fingers crossed.

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