This Week in Celebrity Gossip: We got one back
Douglas Charles 
Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…
>>> Rachel Bilson will now NOT be marrying Hayden Christensen. Score one for us.
>>> Bill O’Reilly called Jennifer Aniston “destructive to our society.” Apparently he has seen her movies.
>>> Miley Cyrus is thinking about getting breast implants. She is going to be so much fun in her twenties.
>>> Rihanna got a new neck tattoo. And it’s grammatically incorrect. I’m sure no one will notice though. It’s only on HER NECK.
>>> Hayden Panettiere also got another tattoo. Let’s hope she spelled hers right… this time.
>>> Apparently Jennifer Lopez is NOT going to be a new judge on American Idol, Kara DioGuardi has no idea if she’ll be back, and Mariah Carey wants to be a judge. The longer this goes on, the less I care.
>>> Speaking of American Idol, Fantasia tried to off herself. She did it by overdosing on a combination of aspirin and a sleep aid. Somehow she failed.
>>> Brooklyn Decker think she’s fat. Seriously.
>>> Mike Tyson says his Hangover cameo was for drug money. Mike Tyson does drugs? I don’t know who to believe in anymore.
>>> Paris Hilton is being sued for $35 million by Hairtech International after failing to fulfill her duties as their spokesperson. Why do I feel that the company should get nothing? I mean, they hired Paris Hilton. Hello?
>>> Mischa Barton got high on a boat. Photographers were there.
>>> Julia Roberts is a Hindu now. In case you were wondering.
>>> Remember Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita? Officially a porn star now. Hard to believe, I know.
>>> In this week’s Lindsay Lohan news, it seems that while in jail LiLo went to the medical clinic several times a day where she would watch a private TV and use the phone (allegedly). Celebrities: Not like us!
>>> In other Lindsay Lohan news, her mom… yeah, not helping.
>>> In other jailbird news, Charlie Sheen celebrated his NOT GOING TO JAIL, by partying at the Playboy Mansion. Celebrities: Even more not like us!
>>> In this week’s Mel Gibson news, his father thinks the Pope is a homosexual. Mel is really just a chip off the ole block I now see.
>>> And finally, it seems that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush had a drunken fight a while back. It was so intense that bodyguards had to tear them apart from each other. Gimme $50 on Kim if it happens again.
This week’s video relates to one of the greatest posts I have ever done, Melissa Satta’s photos for Maxim Italy. It’s backstage video of the shoot and I guarantee it will get your juices flowing. That may have been a poor choice of words. Enjoy!
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