April 21, 2009 1:30 pm

Cheryl Tweedy + latex pants = OMG

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Cheryl Tweedy should not be allowed to go out in public in tight latex pants. She could cause bad things to happen by doing this. Like giving old men heart attacks and young men wood to conceal. It’s just not fair of her. She should be limited to only being allowed to wear these pants in the privacy of someone’s home, like say mine for example. Although if she wore those in my home it wouldn’t be long before they were crumpled in a ball on the floor… right next to the shotgun and keys to the handcuffs it took to get her there in the first place.