Cheryl Tweedy + latex pants = OMG

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 21st, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Cheryl Tweedy should not be allowed to go out in public in tight latex pants. She could cause bad things to happen by doing this. Like giving old men heart attacks and young men wood to conceal. It’s just not fair of her. She should be limited to only being allowed to wear these pants in the privacy of someone’s home, like say mine for example. Although if she wore those in my home it wouldn’t be long before they were crumpled in a ball on the floor… right next to the shotgun and keys to the handcuffs it took to get her there in the first place.

More Cheryl Tweedy amazingness here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.