Bad news, boys, Chrissy Teigen is engaged and Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant

Granted these two things have nothing to do with one another (at least I hope not), but with Chrissy Teigen becoming engaged and Alessandra Ambrosio becoming pregnant, two of your fantasy ladies just became a little less desirable. I’m sorry.

“John Legend and his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives,” Legend’s rep, Cindi Berger, tells PEOPLE.

“…got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives.” I have no idea what Chrissy sees in this guy.

As for Alessandra…

“Family is the most important thing for me and I’m thrilled to be adding to the family,” she told US magazine in a statement. “I’m fortunate to have a loving and supportive family.

Normally this would upset me more than it does, but we’ve seen her snap back big time before from being pregnant, plus look what it’s done for Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes.

Just in case she doesn’t come back quite the same, here’s a few photos for us to remember her body by. (Plus a handful of Chrissy, just so you can remember what Mr. Legend is locking up for the rest of his life. Or a few years at least.)

John Legend Is Engaged [People]
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio Expecting Second Child! [Radar]

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