Christina Aguilera is killing my theories

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 9th, 2008 at 9:30 am

I harped over and over again on this site at how much I bemoan the fact that hotties like Jessica Alba and Alessandra Ambrosio went and got themselves knocked up, knowing how it would be oh so detrimental to their exquisite physiques. BIG WORDS!!!!! The problem with my complaining is that ever since Christina Aguilera popped out the Ewok’s kid, she has done nothing but be extra hawt!

Christina Aguilera MTV 6 Christina Aguilera is killing my theories

So Dara Torres has a kid and swims faster than she ever has in the Olympics and babes like Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera look as good as ever after having a kid? Hmmm… Maybe I should knock up some tramp and see if it makes her better looking just to test this new theory.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.