Christina Aguilera is killing my theories

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

I harped over and over again on this site at how much I bemoan the fact that hotties like Jessica Alba and Alessandra Ambrosio went and got themselves knocked up, knowing how it would be oh so detrimental to their exquisite physiques. BIG WORDS!!!!! The problem with my complaining is that ever since Christina Aguilera popped out the Ewok’s kid, she has done nothing but be extra hawt!

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So Dara Torres has a kid and swims faster than she ever has in the Olympics and babes like Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera look as good as ever after having a kid? Hmmm… Maybe I should knock up some tramp and see if it makes her better looking just to test this new theory.

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