Christina Aguilera picked out a pumpkin, showed us hers

Christina Aguilera and her Ewok husband visited the Pumpkin Patch in Hollywood the other day. It’s nice to see celebrities out just being regular folk isn’t it? I mean other than the fact that they probably drove to the pumpkin patch in a car that costs as much as my house and then had their manservant cut out the innards of the pumpkin so they wouldn’t have to get ‘dirty’. Then probably had some artist draw on the pumpkin so they would have a unique design on it and some professional sculpter actually cut the face in the pumpkin… damn I hate these smug, spoiled celebrities! Sorry… What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, boobies…

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