Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 21st, 2009 at 9:30 am

It comes as almost no shock to me that Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring. The fact that she sports one for her Ewok husband to play with and look at doesn’t surprise me because she just seems weird like that. Not that having a nipple ring is that weird, but the fact that she likes to have loud sex with her dopey, hairy husband, that’s the weird part. As for having a nipple ring, that I just don’t understand. No one ever gets to see it so what’s the point? Is it some sort of sexual thing? Fill me in ladies… or let me see for myself… either one is fine.

More Christina Aguilera stuff here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.