April 21, 2009 9:30 am

Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring

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It comes as almost no shock to me that Christina Aguilera wears a nipple ring. The fact that she sports one for her Ewok husband to play with and look at doesn’t surprise me because she just seems weird like that. Not that having a nipple ring is that weird, but the fact that she likes to have loud sex with her dopey, hairy husband, that’s the weird part. As for having a nipple ring, that I just don’t understand. No one ever gets to see it so what’s the point? Is it some sort of sexual thing? Fill me in ladies… or let me see for myself… either one is fine.