Celebrity dirt: Christina Hendricks can’t find proper swimwear plus more of today’s gossip

Busty Christina Hendricks: It’s hard to find a bathing suit
“It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts.”

Charlie Sheen did steroids for Major League
“You can print this, I don’t give a f—. My fastball went from 79 [mph] to like 85.”

Justin Timberlake takes stake in new music-focused MySpace
“I’m excited to help revitalize MySpace by using its social media platform to bring artists and fans together in one community.”

Jonathan Rhys Meyers hospitalized after suicide attempt
“He reputedly refused treatment, so the paramedics called the police, and Meyers was taken to hospital.”

Beyonce, 29: “I always said I would have a baby at 30″
“I also said I was going to retire at 30.”

Lindsay Lohan was released from her house arrest
“Clearly she’s been punished enough for committing several hundred crimes, so today she’ll be released, 84 days early.”

Lindsay Lohan stumbles on first night of freedom
“Lindsay Lohan, who had said she was scared to leave home because of the paparazzi, went out to Lexington Social House last night…”

George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis “down in the dumps” following split
“I’ve spoken to her, and she is very sad, but these things happen.”

Michael Jackson “gave me drugs” says Aaron Carter
“I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me.”

To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen caught cheating on his wife
“Chris Hansen has found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Eva Mendes sings in an upcoming commercial for Thierry Mugler’s Angel fragrance.

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