Cleavage of choice: Lauren or Audrina?

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 7th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad both were in attendance at tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards showing off some spectacular cleavage. Again, video music awards? Are there still music videos? And are the awards reallly based on the videos? I digress… regardless of which set of mamms you prefer, we are the real winners here aren’t we?

lauren conrad audrina patridge Cleavage of choice: Lauren or Audrina?

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.