Courtney Stodden and her cleavage went to Victoria’s Secret

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 am

Courtney Stodden lingerie 3 142x214 Courtney Stodden and her cleavage went to Victorias Secret I don’t know if Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchinson went shopping at Victoria’s Secret over the weekend because they figured they could get some Internet search hits from people looking for tonight’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (more on that later), but I wouldn’t put it past them.

Good lord, look at those, no way they’re real… okay, time for restraint… just on the 2% chance that she actually is 17 I have to watch myself here. I think instead of commenting any further on this I’ll just let Courtney speak for herself. Courtney?

Recent entries from her awesome Twitter account…
Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?

Caressing the essence of Christmas with my flirty spirit as I festively dive into a sexy santa suit & jingle my bells to hot holiday hits!

Had such a satisfying Saturday night – Feeling ready to lock myself up, strip off my wear & bounce into a daring evening of erotic dreams…

Provocatively preparing my provokingly perky package for a pulsating night filled with puurfect party passion – meow ;)

Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit!

Thanking Him – gratefully – for these God-given gifts of mine; For He is the reason why I am righteously blessed… Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

Moving my very heated hands along the sultry surface of my voluptuous structure while tenderly tracing every curve with my fingertip… XOs

That’s right. She wore that outfit (and this and this and this) and said those things and invoked the name of God and wasn’t immediately struck down by a bolt of lightning, finally proving without a shadow of a doubt that religion is absolutely 100% foundless.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.