December 8, 2011 10:00 am

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson went out in public again

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson went to an AIDS fundraiser the other day and being the class acts that they are you’d hardly have known they were there. (Where’s that special sarcasm icon when you need it?)

I really don’t have anything else to add anymore. She still trying to pass herself off as a 17 year-old (not a chance) and that those things are real (still not buying it, sorry, Dr. Drew), blah, blah, blah…

Therefore I cam just going to do what I did last time: head over to Courtney’s Twitter account to see what words of wisdom she’s been imparting since the last time we checked in with her.

Tenderly trembling my tantalizing tongue up – down – & all around the sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas! XOs

Had such an erotic afternoon after being elegantly bound with whips & chains for a brand new foxy photo shoot… XOs

Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie on top of your levitating lap

Psalm 139:14 “I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.” Happy Sunday! XOs

Foxy Santa: Your frosty facial goodness completed w/all of your frisky fine fun bags makes me feel erotically flirtatious & festively feisty

Curiously crawling my Christmas curves into Santa Land while covertly wearing my captivating cat-suit; Just call me Kitty Claus … Meow! ;)

Santa Baby: If I innocently immerse myself in soft white feathery secrets… could I be the alluring angel on top of your big holiday tree?

Dear Sweet Santa of Seduction: Oh won’t you come and satisfy my Christmas wish this year by taking a rapturous ride in my slippery sleigh?

That’s right, she sandwiched a Bible verse in there with her jibberish attempts at talking sexy to I have no idea who. Seriously, where is a bolt of lightning when you really need one? That being said, if she actually gets a reality show I am watching the shit out of that thing.