October 24, 2011 1:00 pm

Courtney Stodden got thrown out of a pumpkin patch

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courtney stodden pumpkin 00 178x214 Courtney Stodden got thrown out of a pumpkin patch And so it continues… Over the weekend, “17 year-old” Courtney Stodden and her 51 year-old husband, bit actor Doug Hutchinson decided to pay a visit to a pumpkin patch in Santa Clarita Valley (because for some reason there are always photographers there to take pics of celebrities, I assume) and wouldn’t you know it, someone there didn’t like what they were doing.

Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.

Being the trooper that she is though, Courtney took to Twitter (you really must follow her, it’s priceless) and shared these pearls of wisdom with us, “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) ‘Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.’ John 7:24″ Yes, you read that right. She quoted scripture to defend her and her husband (who if they weren’t married would be arrested in multiple states) slutting it up in a public place where parents bring their children to pick out pumpkins for Halloween. Genius.

Myself, I don’t see anything wrong with what their doing. It all looks so perfectly normal. Oh well, I’m sure it was just all of the husband’s wives who banded together to get her kicked out of the pumpkin patch too. Those jealous bitches.