CRAP!!

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 10th, 2008 at 9:00 am

Read and weep boys…

Brian Austin Green says everything’s going great with fiancée Megan Fox.

“We’re solid,” Green, 34, says in the new issue of TV Guide. “We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names.”

Biggest… dork… ever… and he is engaged to arguably the hottest woman in the world. What.The.Fuck.

This massively conflicts with earlier reports, such as THIS ONE! Fuuuuhck…

Green – who has a son, Kassius, with ex fiancée Vanessa Marcil – says he “would love” to have more kids.

Wait… what?! BAG was engaged to Vanessa Marcil? OMG!!!!! What is going on?!!

I can’t type anymore. Here’s some pics of Megan without makeup and still looking like the hottest woman in the world (besides Kate Beckinsale, of course).

megan fox fme CRAP!!

You are on My List, BAG. You might even be #1.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.