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Ranking the hot hookups of Criss Angel

Ranking the hot hookups of Criss Angel

Ranking the hot hookups of Criss Angel
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We've chronicled the dating histories of actors, singers, and athletes, but what about other types of entertainers? Like magicians! If Criss Angel's list of alleged girlfriends is any indication, they can work magic with women as well. But how does he compare to those other legendary ladies men? Read on to find out.

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Minnie Driver (2006)

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According to reports they dated for just a few months.

Hookup score: 8.5
Remember, in 2006 people still knew who Minnie Driver was.

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Paris Hilton (2006)

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Were spotted flirting at the Body English nightclub in Las Vegas. A source said that they found a private spot in the VIP Parlour Room there. Of course, they did.

Hookup score: 8.0
Eh, it's Paris Hilton.

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Cindy Margolis (2007)

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They hosted a party together in 2007, and it was reported that they dated. Nothing really ground-breaking happened here though.

Hookup score: 8.5
Much like Minnie Driver, back in 2007 people still knew who Cindy Margolis was.

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Cameron Diaz (2007)

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Cameron and Criss went on a few dates, and even let it become public knowledge - a rarity in celeb circles, but it was reported that there were still some issues with Criss and his estranged wife that hampered things a bit.

Hookup score: 9.0
Now he's cooking.

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Lindsay Lohan (2007)

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Just making the obligatory celebrity stop at the Li-Lo dating clinic.

Hookup score: 8.5
Li-Lo was still on the A-List back then, so kudos to Criss.

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Pam Anderson (2007-2008)

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Dated off and on in 2007 and 2008. The relationship was reported to have played a part in Anderson filing for divorce from her then husband.

Hookup score: 8.5
Again Criss dates a woman while she's still relatively relevant.

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Holly Madison (2008-2009)

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Holly, no stranger to Las Vegas, where Criss works, and Criss were quite the item for awhile. So much so that after they broke up Holly was quoted as saying, "I'm never dating anybody again." We won't hold her to that.

Hookup score: 9.0
Not super famous, but definitely super hot.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Sunny Leone

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Final Tally

Criss Angel's Hookup Score: 61 points
Criss is proof that ladies do in fact have a thing for magicians. Maybe it has something to do with them being oh so dextrous with their hands.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio - 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson - 163
3. Charlie Sheen - 136
4. George Clooney - 93
5. Josh Hartnett - 91
6. Justin Timberlake - 82
7. Orlando Bloom - 81
8. Derek Jeter - 80
9. Joe Jonas - 77
10. Ryan Reynolds - 75
11. Ryan Gosling - 72
12t. Kanye West - 71
12t. Brad Pitt - 71
12t. Jude Law - 71
15t. Colin Farrell - 70
15t. Adam Levine - 70
17. Sean Penn - 69
18. Johnny Depp - 67
19. Jake Gyllenhaal - 66
20. Mark Sanchez - 64
21t. Alexander Skarsgard - 62
21t. Wilmer Valderrama - 62
21t. Gerard Butler - 62
24. Criss Angel - 61
25. John Mayer - 60
26. Bradley Cooper - 57
27. Edward Norton - 51

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