May 26, 2011 4:00 pm

Daniella Burlando in a very bizarre, very sexy photo shoot

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Daniella Burlando 003 Daniella Burlando in a very bizarre, very sexy photo shoot

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Daniella Burlando is a Venezuelan model and actress, which by default means she’s an epic smokeshow. This also means that the dudes down at Maxim Mexico just had to get her to do a sexy photo shoot. The rest of what happened here I don’t understand. Here’s how I envision this photo shoot going down:

Maxim: So we’ve got this big crate of random shit, Viewmasters, baseball bats, bowler hats, some old cassette tapes, mannequins, a gallon of milk… grab whatever you want and we’ll see if we can take some pictures of you playing with this crap while wearing nothing but your underwear.

Daniella: How about if I put on the hat, hold the baseball bat, and straddle this mannequin? Will that work?

Maxim: Sure. whatever. Just make sure you’re not wearing much clothing. Hell, now that we think about it, just take all your clothes off, grab a Viewmaster, cover your honeypot with it, and we’ll make that our cover.

Daniella: Like this?

Maxim: Perfect.