July 28, 2011 4:00 pm

Meet Danielle Kn, bikini model (40 pics)

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Those rocks cannot be comfortable...

Today you are going to learn everything I know about bikini model Danielle Kn. 1) She works for Zeugari Swimwear. 2) She’s good at it. End of report. You see, not only does Danielle not own enough vowels, she also seems to be missing a biography. The Web is pretty much barren with regards to her. Perhaps because searching for someone with a two letter last name doesn’t work real well. This might be her on Facebook. (And if it’s not, I am so sorry, but how many Danielle Kn’s can there be in the world?) I’m not certain because for some reason she hasn’t friended me back. That seems to happen a lot with the models I try to meet online. (UPDATE: Her name is Danielle Knudson and she’s Canadian. I think. I feel better now.)