February 24, 2012 7:00 am

Dita Von Teese has her own line of lingerie

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I should clarify that headline: Dita Von Teese has her own line of lingerie… at Target. No, really. A) Target sells lingerie, and B) Is Dita Von Teese really the best spokesmodel to attract the women who shop there, and C) If she is, I really need to spend more time at Target. Oh, and her line of undies is called called Von Follies. That is all.