Dita Von Teese still confuses me

Posted by Douglas Charles on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm

When a babe has a hot body and is willing to show it off, you’d think I would be all over that, but because Dita Von Teese is so freaking odd, my pants don’t know what to think. Take this spread in FHM France for example. Dita looks pretty damn sexy, right? Right?

About 66% of you think Dita is hot, which makes perfect sense to me since about 2/3 of my brain thinks she is hot, while 1/3 is scared of her.

NSFW pics of Dita Von Teese here if you’re in the 66%.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.