Dita Von Teese still confuses me

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

When a babe has a hot body and is willing to show it off, you’d think I would be all over that, but because Dita Von Teese is so freaking odd, my pants don’t know what to think. Take this spread in FHM France for example. Dita looks pretty damn sexy, right? Right?

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About 66% of you think Dita is hot, which makes perfect sense to me since about 2/3 of my brain thinks she is hot, while 1/3 is scared of her.

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NSFW pics of Dita Von Teese here if you’re in the 66%.

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