Doutzen Kroes again, this time in a bikini

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am

For some reason, whenever I do a Who the hell? piece the chick in question always seems to run wild in the publicity department for a week or so then flames out (Simona anyone?) and I don’t see her or do a post on her for months. Let’s hope that’s not the case with Doutzen Kroes.

Doutzen Kroes bikini Doutzen Kroes again, this time in a bikini

Her name is pronounced “Doubt-son Crows” for those of you that want to know how to properly pronounce the name of the woman to whom you’re spanking.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.