Ranking the hot hookups of Edward Norton
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Ranking the hot hookups of Edward Norton
This week we're changing things up as we take a look at Bourne Legacy star Edward Norton's alleged dating history with sexy female celebs. In addition to the usual list we're also adding rankings to see who is truly the best ladies man in Hollywood. In order to do this we've gone back and retroactively added up the rankings of the female companions of the 20 men we've already profiled. Therefore, the more and sexier female celebs a guy has been associated with, the higher his ranking. Read on to see where Norton ranks on this list of legends.
(*Note: Norton is currently engaged to film producer Shauna Robertson, who he has been seeing since 2007. But since there's no ring yet, he still has a chance, with this resume, to definitely move up the list.)
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Drew Barrymore (1996)
Drew and Edward alleged hooked up while filming Everyone Says I Love You together.
Hookup score: 8.0
She's a serial dater. Her list is almost as long as DiCaprio's so this wasn't a huge accomplishment.
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Courtney Love (1996-1999)
Love and Norton were at one point engaged and she credits him with helping her deal with her late husband Kurt Cobain’s suicide. She has since said that, in retrospect, she should have married him. Could you possibly imagine these two as a couple now?
Hookup score: 7.0
Granted, this was around People vs. Larry Flynt time, but three years with Courtney Love? Not sure if he should get a medal, or a psych evaluation.
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Salma Hayek (1999-2003)
For four years Edward Norton had Salma Hayek all to himself and yet they never got married. Wow. Explain that one. I guess that's when you know that you've got more game than any man deserves.
Hookup score: 10.0
Norton was "getting intimate" with Salma Hayek for four years. If this scale went to 20, he'd get a 20.
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Cameron Diaz (1999)
Diaz and Edward allegedly hooked up over Super Bowl weekend in 1999 as they danced and posed for photographs together. Nothing was ever confirmed by either party. Like that matters...
Hookup score: 8.0
Mixed feelings about Diaz. Plus this one didn't last very long.
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Evan Rachel Wood (2004)
She was 18, he was 36, and they co-starred together in the film Down in the Valley. That thing I said about having too much game? Still applies.
Hookup score: 8.5
Bonus points for scoring a younger lady. Could have been higher but for the creepiness factor of her being half his age.
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Jessica Biel (2006)
Yet another co-star of Norton's, Biel appeared with him in the film The Illusionist. Whether the two of them truly hooked up is a mystery, but there was talk, and this was pre-JT for Biel so...
Hookup score: 9.5
If this were 100% confirmed it would rate a 10. Hell, an 11 if that were possible. Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Helena Christensen, Liv Tyler
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Final Tally
Edward Norton's Hookup Score: 51 points
Sadly, that puts him currently in last place. Luckily, he's still not married and, shoot, it's still a better list than any of us will ever have.
1. Leonardo DiCaprio - 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson - 163
3. Charlie Sheen - 136
4. George Clooney - 93
5. Justin Timberlake - 82
6. Derek Jeter - 80
7. Joe Jonas - 77
8. Ryan Reynolds - 75
9. Ryan Gosling - 72
10. Kanye West - 71
11t. Colin Farrell - 70
11t. Adam Levine - 70
13. Sean Penn - 69
14. Johnny Depp - 67
15. Jake Gyllenhaal - 66
16t. Alexander Skarsgard - 62
16t. Wilmer Valderrama - 62
16t. Gerard Butler - 62
19. John Mayer - 60
20. Bradley Cooper - 57
21. Edward Norton - 51
(Photos: Barrymore, Love, Hayek, Diaz, Wood, Biel)
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