
Somehow I have managed to not watch a single second of Dancing with the Stars… ever. Edyta Sliwinska just made me want to watch it. Almost. Between Edyta giving us a real good look at what she’s packing, Pam Anderson’s inevitable train wreck, and Erin Andrews being an absolute paradox when it comes to wanting attention for being sexy/not wanting attention for being sexy I almost want to watch this show. Then again, if Julianne Hough couldn’t make me watch it, no one can. Nice try, Edyta… nice try.


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