Why aren’t more ballplayers hitting chicks like Brad Penny is with Miss Eliza Dushku here? It’s surely not for the lack of availability of these babes.

I imagine Brad Lidge could have used a little consoling last night. You know, since every time a game of any national note is on the line, he gives up the game winner. No doubt Alyssa Milano would have made herself available to give him some TLC.





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