You can put Elsa Pataky in the same category as Cheryl Tweedy and Kelly Ripa in the group of women that I do not need a reason to do a post on. Of course, this is from a magazine not in the U.S. This one is from France. Damn Frenchies…

Why isn’t Maxim in the U.S. as super awesome as Maximal is in Europe? If it were, I might actually spend the $10 or whatever it is to subscribe. Just one more reason to hate the French I guess.



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