Elsa Pataky makes my pants bulge

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

You can put Elsa Pataky in the same category as Cheryl Tweedy and Kelly Ripa in the group of women that I do not need a reason to do a post on. Of course, this is from a magazine not in the U.S. This one is from France. Damn Frenchies…

elsa pataky maxim france a Elsa Pataky makes my pants bulge

Why isn’t Maxim in the U.S. as super awesome as Maximal is in Europe? If it were, I might actually spend the $10 or whatever it is to subscribe. Just one more reason to hate the French I guess.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.