Emily Deschanel marries Rickety Cricket of ‘It’s Always Sunny’ fame

Posted by Shawn Norris on September 27th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

The lovely Emily Deschanel of the hit Fox show “Bones” was married this weekend to actor/director David Hornsby, who I couldn’t quite put my finger on where I had seen him before. Then I added a beard, decrepit green jacket, some dirt on his face and two trashcans and realized exactly where I recognized him from.

emily and david hornsby Emily Deschanel marries Rickety Cricket of ‘It’s Always Sunny’ fame

You know how you see a picture of an actor and you know that you’ve seen him before from something, but can’t quite figure out where? That’s what I did this morning when I saw a picture of the newly wed (and extremely hot) Emily Deschanel and her new husband David Hornsby. I just couldn’t figure out why I knew the guy. Turns out that’s because I’d never really seen him in anything where he wasn’t dressed like a crazed homeless person.

rickety cricket Emily Deschanel marries Rickety Cricket of ‘It’s Always Sunny’ fame

Rickety Cricket! “You gotta make it sexy. Tips and nips!” The guy that’s been hunted, beaten, had his life ruined by the “It’s Always Sunny” crowd is married to Emily Deschanel. Fox may not be able to keep it’s shows on for more than one episode, but it seems they are still finding ways to bring people together off-screen. If they’d have only had this kind of luck with “Arrested Development,” we’d all be living happily ever after right now.

Now we flash forward a few years from now when Hornsby wishes he hadn’t signed that pre-nup.

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.