Eva Longoria cheats on Tony with a fire hydrant

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am

I have heard of women getting jiggy with washing machines, but a fire hydrant is a new one. Apparently Mrs. Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, has discovered a new pleasure device.

Eva Longoria Hydrant Eva Longoria cheats on Tony with a fire hydrant

I never really have thought much of Eva. Seeing her without makeup kinda ruined it for me. But now, for some reason, I am starting to think of her in a whole new light. By the way, her shirt says, “I want more privacy.” Okay, then stop jamming fire hydrants up your ass.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.