Eva Longoria not pregnant, just fat, has pokies
Rumors surfaced recently that Eva Longoria was pregnant. Turned out it was for some role she was portraying. Too bad since about the only thing she’s good for is her body and being pregnant would have ruined that and then maybe I would have never had to see her face again.

Look hard. You can see right through that top if you put a little effort into it. And I did. I’m an overachiever like that.

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