Eva Longoria not pregnant, just fat, has pokies

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 15th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Rumors surfaced recently that Eva Longoria was pregnant. Turned out it was for some role she was portraying. Too bad since about the only thing she’s good for is her body and being pregnant would have ruined that and then maybe I would have never had to see her face again.

eva longoria 1 Eva Longoria not pregnant, just fat, has pokies

Look hard. You can see right through that top if you put a little effort into it. And I did. I’m an overachiever like that.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.