Gaby Bo gives me a bonita

Actually I don’t even know what bonita means, I just assume it has something to do with boners. I read it on the cover of this magazine, looked at Gaby Bo and put two and two together to draw my own conclusion. One sec… Urban dictionary gives several definitions of the word bonita (it really is the only source you should use) including “complimentary noun literally ‘pretty’ (female form), which is most commonly used in reference to latinas.” I prefer definition #6, however: “A latina that loves to perform fellatio.” Wow, I am way off on a tangent here now aren’t I? Back to Gaby Bo… she’s a babe who looks good in a bikini, she’s Spanish (I think), hmmm… that’s all I know. Good enough!

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