The Madison Mallards of the Northwoods League (a non-paying summer collegiate baseball league) gave ‘actor’ Gary Coleman a contract, made him the designated hitter and let him bat lead-off to start yesterday’s game. It didn’t work out so well though as Coleman was ejected from the game in his first at bat for having too much pine tar on his bat and for the fact that he corked his bat with super balls.
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