God wants Stephen Baldwin back on your TV screen

Shawn Norris

I’m all for God and the church helping out of work actors (we’re all in a recession), but don’t you think both should have more pressing issues than resurrecting the career of Stephen Baldwin? Figuring with people praying for less war, less earthquakes, and more employment opportunities, God would have his hands full answering prayers; churches would have their hands full helping people cope with day-to-day issues that face people in these difficult times.

But not these folks. They want to save you with the word of God. Actually, they want Stephen Baldwin to save you with the word of God.

Who wrote this? What spotlight was Stephen Baldwin ever in? So you’re telling me that the book of Job from the Bible has enough similarities to Stephen Baldwin’s life that you decided he should be the spokesperson for Christianity? Look, I’m all for religious tolerance, but the thought that this was the Baldwin chosen to rewrite Biblical history makes me scared, confused, and fearful of the direction that religion and Hollywood are currently moving.

I guess this Web site could answer some prayers moving forward. The group of people who were waiting for “Bio-Dome 2” to finally start filming may get your prayers answered. Cause sure, it would be interesting to see if a Christian Web site could help resurrect the career of a Baldwin, but to resurrect the career of Pauly Shore…that would truly be a miracle of God.

The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin

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