January 26, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Beers

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5 Beers No Man Should Drink After 25

You had your fun in college. Now it’s time to stop drinking crappy beers. Pour yourself a good micro brew from Vermont or Colorado and take a few lessons here. If you’re 25 or older and drink any of these five beers, you’re simply stuck in the past.

Heads Up — Due to some legal loopholes and a system that’s surprisingly forgiving of mass murderers, some true monsters have been cranked out onto the street. So you may want to keep an eye out for these five horrific serial killers who are free right now. … No word yet on which one of these eight super fun serial killer songs these folks like the best.

All-Pros — The 2012 NFL Pro Bowl Cheerleaders have landed in Hawaii and here are the vital stats: 13 blondes, 7 brunettes. … Speaking of Pro Bowlers, Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen is on pace to become a billionaire.

Take Your Pick: Lisa, Heidi, or Sherra??

Step Right Up — Is having six surgeries in order to get size 36K breasts that make you look like a carnival side show a good idea? At least one woman thinks so (NSFWish).

Hail Yes — The gorgeous Zimra Geurts hails from Holland, and she’s in the running to be the next Dutch Playboy Playmate of the year. … Jordan Carver hails from California, and she must have a really hard time finding shirts that fit (NSFWish). … Franziska Klein hails from, uh, somewhere in Europe, and she’s in really, really good shape.

Behind the Scenes at a Candice Swanepoel Sports-Themed Photo Shoot

The video’s description says, “Making of de la sesión de fotos de la supermodelo de Victoria’s Secret Candice Swanepoel para la revista Harper’s Bazaar en su edición USA de Febrero de 2012 fotografiada por Terry Richardson.” Which I think basically says, “Candice looks really hot.”