Guyism After Dark: Cocktails

A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All

Holiday drinks, much like candy canes and pfeffernusse cookies, have only survived as long as they have because humanity spends eleven months each year forgetting how disgusting they are.

Be Prepared — For those on the road to higher education (i.e. college) here’s a video you must watch: The 6 Girls You’ll Date in College. … And here’s another must-see primer video for those about to go out on their own: 10 Shots in 30 Seconds is a Terrible Idea.

Another PSA — Playmate of the Year 2012 voting is now open. That is all.

Take Your Pick: Chrissy, Denise, or Cara??

    

Feeling Good — The Florida International cheerleaders sure know how to cheer up the sick. They visited a hospital in their cheerleading outfits, complete with loads and loads of cleavage. … Speaking loads and loads of cleavage, Victoria Silvstedt is on vacation again.

Something to Think About — What you could buy with the $206 million Mega Millions Jackpot, if you’d actually won it. … 4 ways to get an STD you never thought about. … And finally, what exactly do most people do on New Years Eve?

Die Hard, Interrupted

Probably the best Christmas-related video mashup of the holiday season. Mostly just because it’s Die Hard, but still, it’s good. (found on FilmDrunk)

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