February 27, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Fear

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5 Types of Girls All Guys Fear

Guys know all of the different kinds of women out there, and we always keep an open eye for the ones we should avoid. Most women do not fit into any of these categories, but there are women that perfectly live up to these nightmarish visions of girls to avoid.

Filthy Animals — These days animals are thinking like us, organizing like us, and even driving vehicles like us … but we know what you’ve been really wondering: Are there also disturbing ways in which their sex lives resemble ours? The answer is yes, unfortunately.

Have a Seat — We’re all slightly above pooping in holes at this point. We have to assume that if you’re here, reading this and using the Internet, you, at the very least, own a real toilet. Well, get ready, because here is the future of bathroom technology.

Take Your Pick: Jaime, Chelsea, or Kali??

Fan-tastic — Russian women’s basketball doesn’t look a whole lot different than our version, except for the fact that they have smoking hot cheerleaders. That’s a difference we appreciate.

Real Good-Looking — Reality star Angela Simmons is the hottest daughter of a famous rapper you’ll see wearing a bikini today. … Speaking of reality, it doesn’t get more real (or sexy) than Playboy babes posting hot pics of themselves on Twitter. … Destinee Dickerson may not be a star (yet), but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know her way around a camera or a bikini.

Snubbed 2012 – An Oscar Tribute

The folks over at JoBlo put together this special video dedicated to the critically-acclaimed movies of the last year that were snubbed in various categories. The Gos approves.