December 13, 2011 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Forever

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Women We Wish We Could Kick out of Sports Forever

There are a lot of people I wish I could kick out of sports forever. David Stern. James Harrison. Yankees fans. Alas, this is not that list. No, this is a list of the 20 women that somehow fall within the realm of sports that we all wish we could just be rid of already.

Unstoppable — Almost nobody has a plan for how they’re going to raise their kids. What they have, instead, is a series of promises about how they won’t raise them. In reality though, kids have a way of making you look like an asshole and here are 5 terrible things that no matter how good parent you are you won’t be able to stop your kids from doing.

Let’s Go to the Tape — Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Several scientific studies have tried to find a definitive answer. Here are the results.

Take Your Pick: Jaclyn, Carla, or Lauren??

May I Take Your Order — Went fantasy shopping for mail order brides last night and discovered that a few of these girls could use a little help getting added to cart. … Speaking of great places to shop, a 24 year-old high school cheerleading coach in Florida claims she lost her job after a parent told her bosses that she also worked at Hooters.

Six Simple Rules — What do Blake Lively, Tiger Woods, Anthony Weiner, and Ashton Kutcher all have in common? They’ve been caught in a sexting scandal. Whatever you choose to sext there are some simple rules one should follow so your name doesn’t end up on the front of some lame tabloid.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation features Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (as you will see since he introduces the trailer, because trailers need intros) and is the long-awaited sequel to, uh, that other G.I. Joe movie that came out a couple of years ago.

Class is in Session — Sophie is a freshman biology major at the University of Florida. She’s also your Cute College Girl of the Day. … Speaking of the University of Florida, super sexy skier Lindsey Vonn was in Tim Tebow’s box at Sunday’s Broncos game. Vonn also just announced she’s getting a divorce. Make of that what you will. … And this lovely young lady named Madden goes to, well, we don’t know if Madden goes to college, but we do know that she’d make one hell of a lad, I mean, lab assistant (NSFWish).