December 12, 2011 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Happier

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5 Things That Make You Happier Than They Probably Should

Understand, these aren’t obvious things like winning the lottery or tricking barely legal teens into high-risk sex. Instead, these are little things that result in explosive fits of happiness far greater than you would ever expect.

Cover The Spread — One of the headlines coming out of Saturday night’s GOP debate was Mitt Romney’s offer to bet Rick Perry $10,000 to settle an argument over something Romney said. Perry hasn’t taken the bait, but here are some big money bets other famous people have made. … And did you know that Rick Perry has more in common with gay cowboys than he previously thought?

Meme-ories — Once reserved for hardcore “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” loving Inter-nerds, memes have pretty much taken over the Web. Here are the top 11 memes of 2011. … Speaking of things/people ripe for a meme, someone actually has a tattoo of Tim Tebow as a centaur.

Take Your Pick: Lauren, Lucia, or Rachel??

Good Year — Since the year is rapidly coming to a close it’s time for end of the year polls and the SuicideGirl of the Year poll is one of the sexier ones you can participate in this week. … Another female who did really well for herself in 2012, Miley Cyrus, showed that she’s all grown up over the weekend, and she’s got the rare inside underboob to prove it, dammit.

Men In Black 3

Men In Black 3 just released a new teaser trailer in which Will Smith’s character travels back in time to meet Tommy Lee Jones’ character played by Josh Brolin. Got all that?

Off The Market — The Minnesota Twins’ Joe Mauer recently announced he is engaged to Maddie Bisanz (much to every female Twins fan’s chagrin). Take a look at the woman that Mauer deemed suitable enough to put a halt to his swingin’ single days. … If it doesn’t work out with Maddie, may we suggest that he try to hook up with one of these smokin’ hot Blazers cheerleaders. … Then again, maybe he should take a look at the action sports realm. If he needs a reference guide, here’s a mashup of the hottest, sexiest action sports chicks including surfer Alana Blanchard, snowboarder Hannah Teter, skier Lindsey Vonn, the smoking hot Gretchen Bleiler, and more.