December 9, 2011 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Inexplicable

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The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies

Neo lives in the Matrix. John Rambo spent years training in the military. The Terminator is a robot. In each case, the movies make it pretty clear why these guys are badasses. But sometimes action movies take annoying liberties. These are the most inexplicable skills ever displayed in an action movie.

Something Stinks — Food, fluids, and celebrities all have been the inspiration for perfumes, but here are 16 fragrances that may have taken the desire to be unique just a wee bit too far.

Testing, Testing — It’s time almost time for finals, so here’s another (actually useful) study guide: 15 phrases you’ll hear during Finals Week (and what they really mean).

Take Your Pick: Daphne, Ana, or Melissa??

Smugglers Blues — Hiding your crack pipe in your privates is a bad idea (and so are these 14 other dumb ways people tried to smuggle drugs).

They Must Work Out — The Power & Grace Calendar is the official fundraiser of the US National Women’s Rowing Team. If you enjoy looking at sexy female bodies in peak condition then this one is for you. … Speaking of women with bodies in peak condition, meet Pete Wentz’s hot new model girlfriend Meagan Camper.

Must-See TV

Jessica Biel appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman to talk about her new movie New Year’s Eve wearing a dress that looks like it had to be painted on with a brush.

Bikini Excellence — Denise Milani won the NPC Excalibur Fitness Bikini Contest. Just thought you should know that. … Speaking of women who look wicked in bikinis, might I interest you in a little Ashley? … And no mention of women in bikinis is really complete without having a look at some of the finest women the state of Hawaii has to offer.