Guyism After Dark: Insane
Douglas Charles 
Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
We don’t know whether Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still married, we don’t know which leading men are secretly gay, and we have no idea why OJ doesn’t make hilarious spoof movies anymore, but here are five insane celebrity conspiracy theories that actually make sense.
Happy Holidays — You don’t need us to remind you about the major December holidays. But you do need us to tell you that it’s Monkey Day, one of the 11 offbeat holidays you still have time to celebrate.
Scary Hot — Over the years there have been a plethora of beautiful girls in celluloid-based peril, but this list of scream queens from horror films are the hottest ladies to ever take on the pretty girl in trouble role. … Speaking of things that give men a rise, here are the six landmark boners in a man’s life.
Take Your Pick: Aida, Anne, or Kelly??
Fantasy Sports — The Philadelphia Soul had an open call audition for cheerleaders. Just thought you should know about it. … Maybe if one of those girls is good enough she might someday crack perhaps the hottest squad in cheerleading, the Miami Heat Dancers. … Speaking of hot women and professional sports, did you know that Boomer Esiason has a hot blonde daughter named Sydney who goes to Boston College? You do now.
Victoria’s Secret Models Do Jingle Bells
Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and Lindsay Ellingson may not be the greatest vocalists, but really, who cares?
Ho Ho Ho — Victoria’s Secret models aren’t the only sexy ladies with holiday spirit, Sophie Reade and her naughty friends’ also know how to celebrate Christmas properly. … And is there anything that shouts seasons greetings better than 131 pics of drunken Christmas party sorority girls? We didn’t think so. … If only Santa Claus was as hot looking as So Yeon. She’s welcome to ride our sleigh anytime.
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