January 25, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Learn about women

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11 Things Guys Learn About Women in the First 5 Minutes

There’s an old joke/myth/we-hope-it’s-a-myth that a woman learns everything about a guy within five minutes of meeting him to decide whether or not she’ll f*ck him. Well, guess what, ladies? We can learn a lot about you in five minutes, too!

Space Junk — Our knowledge of outer space is a lot like our knowledge of history — it’s really hard to separate what we know from research from what we picked up from movies. Here are six myths everyone believes about space (thanks to movies).

She’s a Keeper — Paige Brendel is Blue Jays’ third basemen Brett Lawrie’s new girlfriend. Why is this important? Take a wild guess. … Speaking of girlfriends, here’s a montage of 25 of the most awesome marriage proposals that will raise the bar for every man in the world from this day forward.

Take Your Pick: Georgia, Monika, or Masuimi??

World’s Dumbest — This man holds the world record for most coconuts pierced with a finger in under two minutes. Sure, it’s left his finger horribly deformed but he’s able to walk around and tell people he’s a world record holder. That’s totally worth it.

Great Debate — Earlier today we questioned whether Anna Kournikova was still hot. Here’s more photographic evidence to help us come to a final conclusion on the matter. … As for former British glamour model Meddy Ford, there’s absolutely no debating her attractiveness. … Another female who is unquestionably beautiful is Brianna Frost. Who’s Brianna Frost, you say? Click here and find out.