December 7, 2011 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Make it better

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10 Ways to Make the Internet Better

Internet comments are the worst. If you so much as scroll below a Youtube video, you’re just asking to see a wasteland of homophobic slurs and verbal venom. It’d be nice to have some perspective on the people vomiting garbage out of their keyboards. Here are 10 surefire ways to make the Internet much, much better.

Something for Everyone — When they say you can get anything on the Internet, they do mean anything. Including services seemingly aimed exclusively toward people with crippling personality disorders. … Speaking of strange things you can buy, according to Coca-Cola, they manufacture 3500 different products in over 200 countries, but here are 10 unique Coca-Cola beverages we’re betting you won’t find in your local grocery store.

Spirit Squad — We’re not sure if you guys are aware of the PASL, but in short it’s an arena soccer league that just got a huge upgrade: A dance team by the name of the Anaheim Bolts. (Note: They look great in bikinis.)

Take Your Pick: Alessia, Tiffani, or Mirjam??

Slippery When Wet — Being sexually adventurous is a nice thing that can spice up any relationship, but he latest instance of a couple getting their rocks off in an impractical way comes to us from Poland, where a young couple was caught having sex while shooting down a water slide.

Cheers! — This year has produced ingenuity in some unexpected drinking categories. New Jameson? A bitter triple sec? Very exciting. Here’s a little primer on how to enjoy some of the best new alcohol introduced in 2011.

The Three Stooges Have a Trailer

Kate Upton has a cameo in the film. She’s a bikini-wearing nun. I think that might be the best part of the film. Just a guess.

Clothing Optional — Bristol U. in the UK has a netball team. What’s a netball team? That’s not important. The important thing is that to raise money for their team they put together a semi-naked calendar (NSFWish). … Speaking of women who like to take their clothes off, TwitPic Theater is a collection of the sexiest pictures posted by Playmates and Playboy models each week on Twitter. In other words, it’s something you should see.

Wish List — Each and every Christmas, all we want is Denise Milani and each year, we’re disappointed. That being said, these 77 super sexy Facebook photos of her are anything but a letdown. … Since we’re on the subject of things that get us excited, if you’re a girl with a long tongue, you’re immediately more attractive than a girl with a normal-sized tongue, because long tongues make men think unsavory thoughts.