December 28, 2011 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Modern

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8 Apps Designed Specifically for Modern Douchebags

We can tell a great deal about modern douchebags by the apps that they’re apparently spending money on. These are apps that could only be used by a very specific type of person. If you’re a regular person, your regular-person shield (otherwise known as common human decency) will repel you from apps like these.

You Forgot Already? — You may remember all the big news stories as they happen, but how much did you really retain at the end of the year? Here are 14 questions about the stories of 2011 that seemed so big (or ridiculous) at the time, but may have slipped your memory by now.

Empire State of Mind — The Knicks City Dancers went to Manilla, with Horace Grant, for some reason. Luckily somewhere chronicled the occasion with photographs. … Speaking of girls from New York, Jennifer is a senior majoring in Star Wars at the University at Buffalo (wait, what?). She’s also a Cute College Girl of the Day.

Take Your Pick: Kelli, Adrianne, or Desiree??

What a Year — Remember all those ridiculously sexy “Me in My Place” photo shoots we covered in 2011? Well, here’s all 25 shoots in one place, with videos! … 2011 was definitely a great year for meeting sexy new ladies. Here’s 11 more hotties we fell in lust with over the last 12 months.

Stunning — South African stunner Landi Swanepoel gives us a look at the goods in a sexy lingerie shoot. … Speaking of knockouts, Hayley Sams is a 25-year-old glamour model and ring girl from Birmingham, England, who has held round cards for BAMMA and Cage Warriors. … And these girls all appear to be on the verge of being knocked out after having had a bit too much eggnog (which apparently means that they shed their clothing at a rapid rate).

If ‘Modern Family’ Was a Horror Movie

Alex Dunphy is a scary little child as this Modern Family horror movie trailer clearly demonstrates. I fully expect to see her head spin around and begin chanting, “Redrum, redrum…” at any given moment. (found on Buzzfeed)