December 21, 2011 7:54 pm

Guyism After Dark: Ornamental

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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is the time for covering a tree in old garbage. Seriously, where do we get some of this crap? One thing’s for sure, these are 10 ornaments we guarantee are on your Christmas tree this year.

Ho Ho Holy Crap — Speaking of Christmas ornaments, when it comes time to make holiday decorations, the line between festive and nightmarish is razor thin. That’s how we wound up with the 11 most unintentionally creepy Christmas ornaments of all-time.

Christmas Classics — Holiday TV episodes tend to be a bit generic, but some episodes are worth remembering either because they’re rare, different or just because Tabitha wore blackface on a very special episode of Bewitched? … Well, that seems a bit awkward, but perhaps not as awkward as these 10 most awkward holiday photos ever taken.

Take Your Pick: Kate, Paula, or Lisalla??

Wish Come True — All we want for Christmas is a TNA Knockout (you know, like WWE Divas, only for the other group). Luckily someone compiled a gallery of 125 sexy pics of the ladies.

Joy to the World? — Christmas: a time of peace, togetherness and raging erections? These seven disturbing attempts to sexualize Christmas will pretty much eliminate any trace of childhood wonder you might have left about the holiday.

The Angry Birds Christmas Lights Game

Yes, I said game. The audio is broadcast over the radio and the controller has a long enough cord for people to play in their cars on the street. As the person who wrote the description says, it’s easier than the iPhone version, and bigger too.

Revelations — Ashley Tisdale has finally figured out that Twitter is for posting pictures of yourself in your underwear (if you’re a hot girl that is). … Speaking of young actresses figuring things out, ’90210′ star Shenae Grimes should really wear short skirts more often. … And since we’re doling out kudos today, the University of North Carolina cheerleaders deserve some credit. Nicely done, girls.