Guyism After Dark: Physical

7 Physical Mutations That Helped Famous Careers

We bet every one of you reading this has a weird thing about your body you’d change if you could. But not so fast. As a whole bunch of famous people can tell you, a horrible deformity and/or physical mutilation can be the difference between failure and stardom.

Drink Up — When you belly up to the bar, how well do you know the cocktail you’re ordering? The ingredients may be familiar, but some drinks’ origins are as debatable as those of the Flaming Moe. Here’s a rundown of the stories behind 11 famous cocktails. … Speaking of drinking, here are the nine best alcohol-related apps to help you do it right.

Jingle All the Way — Have you ever wondered what would happen if you entered the words “Christmas sex” into Google on Christmas day? No? Well, it’s pretty damn hilarious (and a bit sick).

Take Your Pick: Catalina, Tiffany, or JWoww??

    

Never Drunk Dial 911 — A man who may have had too much to drink called 911 for a police escort to Lil Wayne’s house. When they turned him down he did what we would all do in that situation, he asked for a helicopter instead.

F Yeah America — Remember those sexy flip books by Hometown Hotties winner Melanie Iglesias? Well, she also did a sexy video for the military, because she’s patriotic like that.

Referee Tries to Make Fancy Behind-the-Back Pass, Fails

There’s a reason some guys play the games and some guys referee the games. (found on SportsGrid)

Bring It On — The Mavs Dancers recently did a bikini calendar shoot in Barbados. Luckily for us, someone was there to document the whole thing. … Speaking of Dallas, cheerleaders, and photographers, one lucky man was able to get up close and personal with the Cowboys’ sexy ladies. … And since now we’re on the subject of NFL cheerleaders, the League’s girls sure were in the holiday spirit this past weekend.

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