Guyism After Dark: Retire
Douglas Charles 
12 People Who Need to Retire in 2012
These people need to go away before 2013. Let’s not make this more embarrassing than it needs to be. (We’re looking at you, The Situation.)
Parting Shots — While we can’t all pioneer nanosurgery or discover the Higgs boson, we can all plot out something epic to say with our dying breath. Like these nine people, for instance, who uttered the most badass last words ever.
American Dreams — According to public opinion the Dallas Cowboys aren’t officially America’s team anymore. That distinction goes to the Packers now. However, don’t go telling the Cowboys cheerleaders that. … Here’s someone we all can agree that America loves, Kate Upton. And we love her so much we’ll even overlook that fact that she’s making out with the PBR championship trophy for some reason.
Take Your Pick: Genesis, Natalin, or Lily??
Grow Up — If you’re a Jew or a Mexican girl, there’s a specific day where you officially become an adult. For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, so to help out, here are seven signs that you are officially an adult. … Note: These two drunk guys, trying to teach everyone about mixology? Not adults.
In Celebrity News — Apparently in the UK, Playboy model twin sisters Kristina & Karissa Shannon are considered celebrities. … Victoria Silvstedt is still on vacation in a bikini, running, in a bikini. … And finally, Emily Addison was the September 2011 Penthouse Pet and issue cover model. In case you missed that issue.
Cheating Death
Erin Laung Worth’s bungee cord snapped during her 350-foot jump over the Zambezi River in Africa. Also of note, the Zambezi River is filled with crocodiles and she was just a tourist there. (found on Buzzfeed)
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