January 5, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Scary

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The 5 Reasons Marriage Scares Men (Aren’t What You Think)

For the women who have been conditioned to believe that we men are afraid of commitment because we don’t want to give up our seat on the Saturday Night F**k Train, here are the real reasons marriage scares guys.

Nerf Fail — So what did you get for Christmas? If it can be thrown, tossed, or shot out of a makeshift cannon it can take out someone’s eye. Here’s proof.

The Best Policy — A good, recognizable corporate logo is the life blood of any successful organization. But what if the logo accurately represented the company’s reputation? Here’s what it might look like. … Speaking of skirting the truth, when you get yourself into college, no matter how good or bad it is, at some point, they start asking you how you’re going to pay for your education. Unfortunately you don’t always have a good answer, so here are five lies people have told their student loan officer.

Take Your Pick: Bambi, Candace, or Jessica??

Democracy at It’s Finest — The NFL Playoffs are about to start so to get you good and ready here are the cheerleaders of the 2012 NFL Wild Card teams. And you can even vote on which set is the sexiest. What, you expected analysis? … And while we’re voting for things, you may have heard that A-Rod is now dating former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson. Not bad, but who’s your favorite A-Rod girlfriend from the past few years? Make your voice heard.

Celebrity Fun Facts — Kate Beckinsale loves short shorts. … Playboy babe Jelena Jensen has a pet Mastiff. … And Laetitia Casta doesn’t mind posing in see-through tops (NSFWish).