January 31, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Screwed

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5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You’ve Screwed the World Today

Yes, hippies, we know that we can “save the world” by merely giving up all of the things that make modern life worth living. Though to be fair, a huge chunk of the damage we’re doing to the world is due to things we probably didn’t even know we are doing.

I’m Batman — A homeless man thwarted a robbery by hitting the robber with a chair and screaming something incomprehensible. It’s pretty awesome.

Super Babes — Mexican TV reporter Inez Sainz is easily the best thing about the annual Super Bowl Media Day and here are 70 pics of proof. … Of course, the most important NFL related issue of the day might just be determining who’s hotter? Giants fans or Patriots fans?

Take Your Pick: Monika, Sophie, or Charlie??

Pigskin Classic — This might just be the greatest Super Bowl snack item ever conceived: It’s 11 kinds of pork molded together into one football shaped monster.

The More You Know — Kim Kardashian was on Twitter again, in a bikini top. … Playboy Playmate Laura Croft’s birthday was today. … Ashley Benson stars on the show Pretty Little Liars and she’s rather good-looking.

Matthew’s Day Off

To celebrate the launch of one of their new cars, Honda brought back Ferris Bueller’s Day Off for a new Super Bowl commercial. Because everyone still remembers Ferris Bueller… and Matthew Broderick… right?