January 19, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Smarter

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8 WWE Superstars That are Probably Much Smarter Than You

We’re sure the first time you turned on wrestling and saw two men in little tights dancing around the ring, you thought to yourself, “What a bunch of idiots.” However, a deeper look into the resumes of today’s WWE superstars reveals that are not only bigger than you, but probably a lot smarter.

5 Minute Tattoo — By now we’re sure you’ve heard about the movie The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. If you’re curious what it’s all about but don’t really want to pay the money to see it, here it is summarized in under five minutes so you can save your cash and keep playing video games.

Superfans — Playboy Playmate Francesca Frigo is probably the hottest fan of the Miami Heat. Actually, she might be the hottest fan the NBA has in the entire league. … Speaking of sexy fans, Ilary Blasi might be the hottest soccer fan on the planet. Of course, she’s married to a soccer player so she kind of has to like it.

Take Your Pick: Elaine, Ashley, or Mikie??

Supersize Me — Fast food establishments keep stepping their game up to compete with one another. They’re always giving away free crap, stepping up their service, or putting Fritos on Doritos on tacos, all great ideas. But here are five of the most ridiculous fast food promotions we’ve ever seen.

Point and Click — Remember those bikini pics of Rihanna we showed you earlier today? (If not go look.) Well, she tweeted even more and they’re the reason why Twitter is such a great invention. … Speaking of women who photograph well, French model Laetitia Casta has been doing it the right way for years. … And while she may not be as famous as those other two ladies, Playboy model Nikki Mitchell, appears to be just as comfortable being photographed wearing little (or no) clothing.

365 Days in the Life of a Bike in NYC

Says the creator of this video: “On January 1, 2011 we chained a fully loaded bike – bells, basket, lights and more – to a post along a busy Soho street. We took a picture of the bike everyday for 365 days, watching it slowly vanish before our eyes.” (found on Buzzfeed)