December 8, 2011 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: The biggest

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The 8 Biggest Douchebags of 2011 Who Will Haunt Us in 2012

Gone are the day when assholes do something assholey and are shamed into hiding. Now, they get a renewed season of their TV show. Sad, really. Check out the douches of yesterday who will soon be the douches of tomorrow.

Tebow Time — Someone made a “Tim Tebow movie” trailer and it is outstanding. Seriously, it’s better than 99 percent of real movie trailers produced today.

Tis the Season — Christmas is mostly for kids. They get their mind set on a particular gift, and when it arrives on Christmas morning, they completely explode. These 10 kid’s Christmas reaction videos? They’re simply awesome. … Unfortunately not everyone in the world celebrates Christmas that way. Some of us decorate trees, some drink egg-nog, some eat fruitcake, and some cover themselves in feces, threaten to murder our children and foster racism. Wait, what?

Take Your Pick: Kelly, Kelly, or Vicky-Lee??

Looking Good — Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a man they called the King of Dudes. No, really there was (and amazingly it wasn’t Jeff Bridges). … Speaking of dudes, if you’ve ever been involved in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars argument, let’s end it once and for all. Would anyone look cool on a motorcycle in a custom leather Starfleet uniform? We didn’t think so. But this Stormtrooper Motorcycle Suit, now that’s big pimpin’.

She’s a Keeper — The Redskins Cheerleaders just don’t mess around and there’s one girl in particular whose photos might be in our top 10 as far as cheerleader pics this season. They’re that good.

Rebel Rap?

Back in 2001 Billy Idol made a rap video as part of a promotion for Ikea. We made absolutely none of that up. (found on Buzzfeed)

Creative Thinking — Angry Birds: The Movie… with sexy chicks? Where do we buy tickets? … Now I’m wondering if Angry Birds made it on to this list of The 50 greatest Internet memes of 2011?

Tasty Treats — The host of the Spike TV show, Best of PRIDE, Kenda Perez did a glorious new photo shoot for Maxim UK in which she got tastefully nude (NSFWish). … Speaking of nude, how about a quick game of topless Mario Kart? … And for something even less tasteful, in anticipation of Lindsay Lohan’s appearance in Playboy, here’s a gallery full of her wardrobe malfunctions over the years (NSFWish).