February 14, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: Valentine

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5 Ways to Recover From a Valentine’s Day Blunder

You’re not a woman, so good luck figuring out exactly what yours wants. The female mind is so complex, they can barely decipher their own thoughts. How the hell are they supposed to know what they want for Valentine’s Day? They don’t, but they expect you to. So, just in case, here are 5 ways to recover from a Valentine’s Day blunder.

Love Lines — Love is the cheat code to sex. If you’re in love, even popes and jilted great-aunts will help get you laid. But what is love? Here are some snappy Venn diagrams to help explain it all.

In the Zone — We’ve all been relegated to the friend zone a time or twelve, and it’s never fun. It gets particularly painful around Valentine’s Day, so here are 8 Valentine’s Day cards for the permanently friend-zoned.

Take Your Pick: Anne, Jennifer, or Amanda??

Not Bad — The Man can make you think you should be bummed out by not having a valentine. Don’t fall into that trap; here are 6 reasons why being single on Valentine’s Day isn’t pathetic.

And Finally… — Since it’s Valentine’s Day, and some of you are going to be alone (sorry, but it’s true), we’re just going to cut to the chase and present you with three lovely ladies to help keep you company: Joanna Michelle Smith and her many bikinis, Katlynn, who seems to really be struggling with her shirt (NSFWish), and Scarlett Johansson, because she’s Scarlett Johansson. Happy Valentine’s Day.

How Hollywood Says ‘I Love You’

If you want to know how to tell your most favorite person in the world how much you care about them there’s really only one place to go: Hollywood. (95 romantic movies in 4 minutes – found on Overthinking It via Buzzfeed)