February 23, 2012 7:00 pm

Guyism After Dark: War zone

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The 7 People Who Turn Every Parking Lot into a War Zone

A parking lot is just a place to leave your vehicle. It should be so simple. Just park your shit, get out and go about your business. But nothing is ever that easy.

Heroes? — A hefty Pennsylvania man was arrested after waltzing into a Walmart wearing nothing but his birthday suit and stealing a pair of socks. Of course it was all caught on video. … Did you know George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis is supposedly dating Jackass star Steve-O? The question is, does this development give you hope or make you want to kill yourself?

Hard Work — Dating a hot mom is the latest male fantasy. There’s something about a woman who maintains her hotness after popping out a few rugrats that drives some men crazy. But here are 7 reasons why dating a MILF is harder than it seems.

Take Your Pick: Katrina, Gabrielle, or Kate??

Did You Say iPad? — Half of everyone on Twitter is a fake entity (and probably follows Newt Gingrich). Of those fake people, a small portion are bots who will hilariously talk to you when you say some random thing. But these bots, these are the most ridiculous ones currently stalking us on Twitter.

Planet Hottiewood — Irina Shayk is one of the hottest women on the planet right now, she’s just so damn exotic, and these topless pics she just did for FHM won’t hurt her standing in the slightest (NSFWish). … Speaking of hottest on the planet, Bar Refaeli qualifies, so seeing her play tennis and bounce on trampolines in her underwear qualifies as something you really must see. … Sexy brunette Cali Lowe may not be one of the hottest women on the planet, but she still looks damn good in her black lingerie (NSFWish)

All 500 ‘Simpsons’ Openings

In case you missed it, The Simpsons just celebrated their 500th episode so to start the show they went through all 500 openings. How many have you seen before?