If Barack Obama thinks that by putting a post-pregnancy, hormone-aided, big-boobed, right headlight on, super-hot Halle Berry in one of his kid’s t-shirts will get me to vote for him, well then, he may count on me in November.

Now if Meghan McCain were to, say, suddenly appear at a oil-wrestling match and someone took pictures, then we might have a real battle on our hands for the Presidency.






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