Halle Berry takes her big mom tits out for a walk

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am

Halle Berry still has big hot tits and she still takes them out for walks and I still have no idea what she is doing or what she has been doing, but I do know that I would play her like a guitar if I could, which may not be saying much considering I have no idea how to play the guitar and when I awkwardly poke and flick at my friend’s guitar making disgusting sounds… ANNND, CLICK!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.